What to do…NEXT YEAR!

So in an effort to help you, oh noble, faithful reader/listener, to have the most enjoyable 2012 one can have, we here at PALS are going to start a new series of posts, filled with things for you to do in the new year.

Most of the things/activities we will be covering will be actual things/activities that we here at PALS Central will be partaking in as well. So join us in the fun won’t you?

Our first edition here in “What to do…NEXT YEAR!” will be…drum-roll please…PALS approved movies to watch! Yup, we all enjoy watching the ol’ silver screen here at the podcast, so here are some movies that we’ll be watching, and so should you! Plus here they are presented in convenient movies-by-month format. All for you. Because we love you. Not in that way. Maybe.

January:

Underworld Awakening: Who can resist seeing Kate Beckinsale in that skintight…uh… Red Tails: Awesome World War II dog fighting action in the skies!

February:

Ghost Rider 2: Because apparently her can now pee fire!

March:

Hansel and Gretel, Witch Hunters: All grown up and ready to maim and murder witches. John Carter: Ever wonder what Gambit would do on Mars? Well, here’s your answer. Wrath of the Titans: Directed by the dude who did Battle LA, need I say more?

April:

Iron Sky: Nazis hiding on the dark side of the moon come back for round 2. Earth resists. The Cabin in the Woods: Thor, Drew Goddard, Joss Whedon. Boom.

May:

The Avengers: ……………………………………………………………………YUP! Men In Black 3: Tommy Lee Jones still has a few tricks up his sleeve.

June:

Ok, this is a big month, so I’m just going to list them. If you haven’t heard of these movies, google them. Snow White and the Huntsman, Prometheus, Jack the Giantkiller, Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter, G.I. Joe Retaliation.

July:

The Amazing Spider-Man: I love love love love Gwen Stacey. But not the chick playing her. The Dark Knight Rises: All legends have an end.

August:

The Expendables 2: Now with 100% more Chuck Norris!

September:

Dredd: Now with 100% less Sly Stallone

October:

Taken 2: Aaaaaannnnnndddddd……THROAT PUNCH FOR YOU!

November:

Red Dawn: Wolverines! And also it’s the 5th Chris Hemsworth movie out this year… Skyfall: Bond at its best. S.P.E.C.T.R.E, anyone?

December:

World War Z: Brad Pitt versus zombies. Good thing he trained at fight clu…THE GYM! Hobbit part 1: It sure will look pretty!

And there you have it! Check back soon for more things you can do in 2012! And even more exclamation points!!!

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